Born to Die?

A conversation with myself while in line for a burger:

"Should I get the 50-peso cheeseburger? Two of those? Or the more expensive BBQ cheeseburger? Or the even more expensive mushroom cheeseburger?"

"Or maybe I should just get a cheeseburger AND a tuna pie. Or two tuna pies?"

"No, one cheeseburger is enough."

"You know, you could die on your way home today."

"Oh my god. That is true. I should totally get a mushroom cheeseburger AND a mocha frappe. It could be my last meal."

I am the ajussi in "Ajussi". I live for today. If I did die on my way home earlier, my only regrets would have been:

1. Not watching the latest episodes of Parks and Rec, Community, and Spartacus when I had my chance

2. Blue Hawaiian shorts. Period.

3. Dying with this hair color.

 

Thoughts on Turning 22

I am old. Still young, but old.
I don't need a guy! "I have my friends, I'm more than okay~"
"Still I believe, I'm mising something real"
That wasn't funny. Haha.
I need to get a job ASAP.
New York is just a dream for this lifetime. Try again next life.
I want a baby but I don't really want to give birth.
I wanna be preggy minus the stretch marks 'cause I already have enough. And I still don't wanna give birth.
There is such thing as too much pizza.
I might have overestimated myself.
I've been lazy the past 22 years.
I hate you.
My thoughts really don't have much to do with me turning 22.
I should start pooping money if I wanna go to Korea this October.
I wish we booked a flight else where. Korea is not good for my heart.
It's about time I get into sports.
I'd probably be married 10 years from now.
Ten years ago I was in high school.
My left eye is beating like crazy!
That was an exaggeration.
I'm not really sure how to get there.
Even though I'm an awful friend, I still have best friends who I can trust with my life.
I should spend more time outside.
You suck.

Cyclops Took The Shot

Note to self: Be smart! (Photo taken by me @Love Land, Jeju Island)

So far, my life is a collection of stupid decisions.