Break Me Down, Lose Control

Most of the time, I either look sick or harassed.  It's like my default look, along with my default "blank" facial expression, which apparently looks "sad" because I always get asked "Why are you sad?".  Seriously, should I be smiling with walking to class or seating in class by myself?  Anyway, Kim was kind enough to grant my tutorial request.  Here's how to look human, and a pretty one at that, in less than 10 minutes:

Now I'm convinced I need a white eyeliner and a better concealer.