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Top Three Internal Conflicts Of My Life
We all have those moments. Stay in bed or get up to pee?  Chicken leg or thigh? Donghae or Siwon?


3. Supporting the "Save Community" Campaign

I love watching Community.  In fact, I locked myself in our apartment for days just to finish Seasons 1 and 2 and I download season 3 episodes right after it gets released online.  And then I saw petitions to save Community from being cancelled.  I was about to join the bandwagon when I opened the petition and saw I had to fill up stuff and that was when I started to think, IS IT WORTH IT?  Going out of my way and typing all these information for Community?

The Abed Show?

 Sure it WAS funny.  Until they started taking different classes, Chang became a full on retarded school security personnel,  the Jeff-Britta loveline got dropped, sexual tension between Britta-Troy and Annie-everyone, endless religion talks, and total lack of Pierce and his punchlines.  I guess not all shows are meant to last for more than 2 seasons.  Like Gossip Girl.  I love Gossip Girl but it's getting too long.  It was fun when they were highschool students and college freshies, but they're working now and Blair's even having a baby.  And I won't even get into the overly dramatic Blair-Chuck story.  If I wanted to watch a sappy romance story with tons of quotable quotes, I wouldn't be watching Gossip Girl.

We want more Pierce!

So I was saying, Community.  See, it became so boring I'd rather be talking about my disappointment with Gossip Girl.



2.  Undertaker VS Triple H

I was a WWE fan before I could even read or write and since then, I've been a fan of Triple H.  Wrestlemania 27's most exciting match, for me, was the Undertaker VS Triple H No Holds Barred match.  I mean, 2 legends in one heck of a match! Who cares about John Cena (although to start with, I'm not really a Cena fan)! And boy it was such a great match! The two went on for almost an hour! I was of course rooting for Triple H.  His entrance alone was a winner and very Games of Thrones and I still firmly believe he would have been a sick Edd Stark (as much as I believe Kane would have been a great Silas in Da Vinci Code.  And Randy Orton should be in Spartacus).

 But as Undertaker walked down while a sad country song was playing, I felt sad.  If Triple H breaks his Wrestlemania no-lose streak, he would be a phony.  And he's one of the most iconic WWE Superstars and my sisters and I have been watching his matches since we can remember.  He was not the kind of wrestler who can lose then "prove himself" again next time.  It just doesn't work that way for him.

Tombstone? The Undertaker? 

Oh no he didn't!!

 So as much as I wanted Triple H to win, I knew Undertaker MUST win.  Triple H is still a force to be reckoned with if he loses.  And true enough, Taker won.  GG you guys, GG.

I am really into this, I tells yaaa!

1. Magics Greatest Secrets REVEALED!

I am old enough to know these magic tricks are bogus.  If these magicians really had magic they would have procurred money out of thin air.  But learning how the tricks work, how can I pass on that?  So I don't really know the schedule of this TV show on AXN, but somehow whenever I switch to that channel that show's on. And I always, ALWAYS watch it.  And whenever they cut to commercials, they will give a preview of the highlight magic trick like levitation, cutting people in half, basically THE tricks we wanna know.  And while I stare at the TV during commercials, I start to think. MAGIC IS DEAD.  The younger generation can't be fooled.  They can't have that tiny brim of hope that there MIGHT be magic, that they might be able to fly and make things vanish.  Poor, poor souls.

A-hole!!!! Now, tell me more!

So the show comes back on the the masked magician continues to reveal a secret and I felt tortured. It felt like I was strapped in a chair and was being forced to watch a loved one die.  Please, stop it! No, I can not watch anymore! Stoooop! ... Oh, so that's how they do it! Sneaky bastards! ... The magic is gone! Rest in peace!